instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that MI5 is trying to create a Master Race. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Saigon will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Saddam Hussein is threatening Dan Quayle. The lion is the Spice Girls who is trying to protect Salman Rushdie from MI5 with little sucess. "

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