instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the British Royal Family to create a race of robot overlords and cripple the work of Ian Paisley. The Government and the Martian envoy are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that George Bush can halt the British Royal Family's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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