instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Ronald Regan is being spied on by MI5? It's all so that the KGB, hidden in a secret HQ near Dreamland can hide the evidence of alien visitations. After that, MI5 will bring world civilisation to an end when the disorder caused by the KGB reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Leonardo DiCaprio put together a militia to stop them. "

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