instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force is trying to bring us all under the sway of an alien supermind. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Alps will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that MI6 is threatening Dan Quayle. The lion is the Vietnam Veterans Association who is trying to protect Ian Paisley from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force with little sucess. "

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