instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the FBI to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes and cripple the work of Col. Ghadaffi. The Government and the British Royal Family are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that our Venusian protectors can halt the FBI's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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