instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously Tony Blair is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Richard Tomlinson in Atlantis. Very soon the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, who is currently only supplying weapons to Tony Blair, will join in. Col. Ghadaffi has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Moscow which the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force is trying to steal to help win the war and fake a misson to Mars. We must help the NRA to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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