instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that David Shayler is being followed by Charlton Heston? It's all so that the FBI, hidden in a secret HQ near Washington can establish a global oil cartel. After that, Charlton Heston will create a race of slaves when the disorder caused by the FBI reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Rambo put together a militia to stop them. "

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