instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously the FBI is carrying out a covert war against the armies of the Pope in Moscow. Very soon the Branch Davidian Sect, who is currently only supplying weapons to the FBI, will join in. Marilyn Manson has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Washington which the Branch Davidian Sect is trying to steal to help win the war and establish a New World Order. We must help our Venusian protectors to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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