instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force is trying to establish a global oil cartel. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Roswell will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Venusian ambassador is threatening the Queen. The lion is George Bush who is trying to protect Margaret Thatcher from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force with little sucess. "

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