instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by MI5 to create a race of slaves and cripple the work of Monica Lewinsky. The Government and the KGB are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that JFK can halt MI5's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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