instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Charlton Heston is trying to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Sargasso Sea will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force is threatening Dan Quayle. The lion is the NRA who is trying to protect Marilyn Manson from Charlton Heston with little sucess. "

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