instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Illuminati Organisation to create a race of slaves and cripple the work of William Hague. The Government and MI5 are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that our Venusian protectors can halt the Illuminati Organisation's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

< go back