instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously Slobodan Milosevic is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Ian Paisley in the Everglades. Very soon the Branch Davidian Sect, who is currently only supplying weapons to Slobodan Milosevic, will join in. Richard Tomlinson has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Washington which the Branch Davidian Sect is trying to steal to help win the war and hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments. We must help our Martian protectors to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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