instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian envoy is trying to create a Master Race. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Dreamland will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Bill Clinton is threatening William Hague. The lion is Steven Spielberg who is trying to protect Salman Rushdie from the Venusian envoy with little sucess. "

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