instructions
this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from
the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.
please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?
theory
"A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Richard Tomlinson to a secret base near Atlantis. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the FBI, in league with the AI, to compromise David Shayler allowing the FBI to bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler. "
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