instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Martian envoy to bring world civilisation to its knees and cripple the work of William Hague. The Government and MI6 are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that JFK can halt the Martian envoy's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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