instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local bank is a front for the evil works of Tony Blair. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to destroy population centres of the world. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Monica Lewinsky to Ronald Regan have been caught out. Only Elvis has seen through the scam, which is why the Venusian ambassador, in cahoots with Tony Blair, is trying to destroy the economic centres of the world with a view to putting an end to Elvis. "

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