instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of Bill Clinton. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to bring about a new Great Flood. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Marilyn Manson to the Pope have been caught out. Only Steven Spielberg has seen through the scam, which is why the Martian ambassador, in cahoots with Bill Clinton, is trying to take over the world with a view to putting an end to Steven Spielberg. "

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