instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Salman Rushdie is being followed by Saddam Hussein? It's all so that Slobodan Milosevic, hidden in a secret HQ near the Rockies can establish a global oil cartel. After that, Saddam Hussein will bring world civilisation to an end when the disorder caused by Slobodan Milosevic reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Robocop put together a militia to stop them. "

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