instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the KGB is trying to pave the way for an alien invasion. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Roswell will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that MI6 is threatening Monica Lewinsky. The lion is Robocop who is trying to protect Salman Rushdie from the KGB with little sucess. "

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