instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Ronald Regan is being mind conrolled by MI6? It's all so that Tony Blair, hidden in a secret HQ near Moscow can bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii. After that, MI6 will create a race of robot overlords when the disorder caused by Tony Blair reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Paddy Ashdown put together a militia to stop them. "

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