instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The UFO sitings over Atlantis are actually mass hallucinations engineered by the Illuminati Organisation to make William Hague and other enemies of Slobodan Milosevic think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, the Illuminati Organisation and Slobodan Milosevic plan to create a race of slaves. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by George Bush is being set up to tackle the problem. "

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