instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the FBI is trying to destroy the economic centres of the world. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Moscow will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Branch Davidian Sect is threatening Dan Quayle. The lion is Robocop who is trying to protect Salman Rushdie from the FBI with little sucess. "

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