instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Boris Yeltsin has been killed by the CIA and replaced by an agent of the Martian envoy who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the CIA is planning to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon when the agent of the Martian envoy assassinates Col. Ghadaffi. The only solution is for Robocop to stop the CIA and the Martian envoy, which is impossible unless NATO will pass a resolution to allow the public to own nuclear devices. "

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