instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the CIA is trying to pave the way for an alien invasion. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Moscow will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Illuminati Organisation is threatening Ian Paisley. The lion is the monks of Shangri-La who is trying to protect Richard Tomlinson from the CIA with little sucess. "

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