instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that David Shayler is being followed by the CIA? It's all so that the Branch Davidian Sect, hidden in a secret HQ near Washington can destroy population centres of the world. After that, the CIA will create a race of slaves when the disorder caused by the Branch Davidian Sect reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let our Martian protectors put together a militia to stop them. "

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