instructions
this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from
the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.
please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?
theory
"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian envoy is trying to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Alps will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Venusian ambassador is threatening Margaret Thatcher. The lion is Elvis who is trying to protect Ronald Regan from the Venusian envoy with little sucess. "
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