instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Col. Ghadaffi has been killed by Saddam Hussein and replaced by an agent of Bill Clinton who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Saddam Hussein is planning to take over the world when the agent of Bill Clinton assassinates Boris Yeltsin. The only solution is for the Spice Girls to stop Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton, which is impossible unless the United Nations will pass a resolution to allow the public to own main battle tanks. "

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