instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Martian envoy to establish a global oil cartel and cripple the work of the Queen. The Government and the Venusian envoy are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Robocop can halt the Martian envoy's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

< go back