instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The radio in my head is telling me that the Illuminati Organisation is plotting to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes while Osama bin Laden is being persecuted by the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force to draw attention away from the vile plans of the Illuminati Organisation. "

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