instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Osama bin Laden is being spied on by the Venusian envoy? It's all so that the Illuminati Organisation, hidden in a secret HQ near Saigon can prevent the return of the Messiah. After that, the Venusian envoy will hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon when the disorder caused by the Illuminati Organisation reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Leonardo DiCaprio put together a militia to stop them. "

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