instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Richard Tomlinson has been killed by the Illuminati Organisation and replaced by an agent of the CIA who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the Illuminati Organisation is planning to subvert the justice system for evil purposes when the agent of the CIA assassinates Monica Lewinsky. The only solution is for Paddy Ashdown to stop the Illuminati Organisation and the CIA, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own main battle tanks. "

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