instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian envoy is trying to pave the way for a world state under despotic rule. Also, where he says 'the mouse in London will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that MI6 is threatening David Shayler. The lion is the NRA who is trying to protect Salman Rushdie from the Venusian envoy with little sucess. "

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