instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The UFO sitings over Atlantis are actually mass hallucinations engineered by the Venusian envoy to make Margaret Thatcher and other enemies of the FBI think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, the Venusian envoy and the FBI plan to destroy population centres of the world. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by the Dalai Llama is being set up to tackle the problem. "

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