instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Martian ambassador is trying to pave the way for an alien invasion. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Sargasso Sea will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the British Royal Family is threatening Richard Tomlinson. The lion is Leonardo DiCaprio who is trying to protect William Hague from the Martian ambassador with little sucess. "

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