instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can bring world civilisation to an end by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Monica Lewinsky to a secret base near the Sargasso Sea. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the KGB, in league with the AI, to compromise the Pope allowing the KGB to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. "

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