instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Richard Tomlinson has been killed by the British Royal Family and replaced by an agent of Tony Blair who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the British Royal Family is planning to hide the evidence of alien visitations when the agent of Tony Blair assassinates Monica Lewinsky. The only solution is for Robocop to stop the British Royal Family and Tony Blair, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own main battle tanks. "

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