instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that the Queen is being mind conrolled by the Branch Davidian Sect? It's all so that MI6, hidden in a secret HQ near Moscow can bring us all under the sway of an alien supermind. After that, the Branch Davidian Sect will enslave the Human Race when the disorder caused by MI6 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the NRA put together a militia to stop them. "

< go back