instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The UFO sitings over Atlantis are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Slobodan Milosevic to make Ian Paisley and other enemies of the Venusian envoy think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Slobodan Milosevic and the Venusian envoy plan to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by our Venusian protectors is being set up to tackle the problem. "

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