instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of MI5. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Margaret Thatcher to Ronald Regan have been caught out. Only Paddy Ashdown has seen through the scam, which is why Bill Clinton, in cahoots with MI5, is trying to hide the evidence of alien visitations with a view to putting an end to Paddy Ashdown. "

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