instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Charlton Heston is trying to pave the way for a world state under despotic rule. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Sargasso Sea will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the FBI is threatening William Hague. The lion is George Bush who is trying to protect Salman Rushdie from Charlton Heston with little sucess. "

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