instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Saddam Hussein to subvert the justice system for evil purposes and cripple the work of the Queen. The Government and the Venusian commander-in-chief are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Robocop can halt Saddam Hussein's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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