instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Saddam Hussein to bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii and cripple the work of Dan Quayle. The Government and the KGB are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the Dalai Llama can halt Saddam Hussein's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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