instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the KGB to hide the evidence of human eugenics experiments and cripple the work of Ronald Regan. The Government and Charlton Heston are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Robocop can halt the KGB's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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