instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being spied on by the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force? It's all so that Bill Clinton, hidden in a secret HQ near Moscow can bring world civilisation to an end. After that, the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force will bring about a new Great Flood when the disorder caused by Bill Clinton reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let our Venusian protectors put together a militia to stop them. "

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