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   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The radio in my head is telling me that Bill Clinton is plotting to pave the way for an alien invasion while Ian Paisley is being persecuted by the KGB to draw attention away from the vile plans of Bill Clinton. "

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