instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The FBI informant in my basement is telling me that the British Royal Family is trying to take over the world while Ronald Regan is being persecuted by the Martian commander-in-chief to draw attention away from the vile plans of the British Royal Family. "

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