instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that William Hague is being watched by the CIA? It's all so that the Martian envoy, hidden in a secret HQ near the Texas School Book Depository can bring about a new Great Flood. After that, the CIA will create a race of slaves when the disorder caused by the Martian envoy reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Rambo put together a militia to stop them. "

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