instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously Slobodan Milosevic is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Osama bin Laden in Washington. Very soon the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, who is currently only supplying weapons to Slobodan Milosevic, will join in. the Queen has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Atlantis which the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force is trying to steal to help win the war and prevent the return of the Messiah. We must help our Venusian protectors to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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