instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can bring us all under the sway of an alien supermind by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Boris Yeltsin to a secret base near the Everglades. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Illuminati Organisation, in league with the AI, to compromise Marilyn Manson allowing the Illuminati Organisation to destroy population centres of the world. "

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