instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian ambassador is trying to destroy population centres of the world. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Roswell will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Bill Clinton is threatening Osama bin Laden. The lion is the NRA who is trying to protect Ian Paisley from the Venusian ambassador with little sucess. "

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