instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian ambassador is trying to pave the way for an alien invasion. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Texas School Book Depository will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian commander-in-chief is threatening Margaret Thatcher. The lion is the Dalai Llama who is trying to protect Ian Paisley from the Venusian ambassador with little sucess. "

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