instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously MI6 is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Salman Rushdie in Saigon. Very soon MI5, who is currently only supplying weapons to MI6, will join in. Richard Tomlinson has a number of nuclear devices hidden in the Alps which MI5 is trying to steal to help win the war and pave the way for a world state under despotic rule. We must help Elvis to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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