instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that the Pope is being watched by the Branch Davidian Sect? It's all so that the Illuminati Organisation, hidden in a secret HQ near a disused Welsh coal mine can pave the way for a world state under despotic rule. After that, the Branch Davidian Sect will take over the world when the disorder caused by the Illuminati Organisation reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Robocop put together a militia to stop them. "

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