instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The national newspapers are filled with coded articles saying that Tony Blair is plotting to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon while Boris Yeltsin is being persecuted by the Venusian ambassador to draw attention away from the vile plans of Tony Blair. "

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