instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously the Branch Davidian Sect is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Col. Ghadaffi in Pristina. Very soon the Venusian ambassador, who is currently only supplying weapons to the Branch Davidian Sect, will join in. Richard Tomlinson has a number of nuclear devices hidden in the Alps which the Venusian ambassador is trying to steal to help win the war and create a Master Race. We must help George Bush to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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