instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can bring about a new Great Flood by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track the Queen to a secret base near the Sargasso Sea. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Venusian envoy, in league with the AI, to compromise Dan Quayle allowing the Venusian envoy to bring world civilisation to its knees. "

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