instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian ambassador is trying to create a race of slaves. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Roswell will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the KGB is threatening David Shayler. The lion is JFK who is trying to protect Boris Yeltsin from the Venusian ambassador with little sucess. "

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