instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that the Pope is being watched by the CIA? It's all so that the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, hidden in a secret HQ near Pristina can enslave the Human Race. After that, the CIA will create a race of slaves when the disorder caused by the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let JFK put together a militia to stop them. "

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