instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can create a race of robot overlords by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track William Hague to a secret base near the Texas School Book Depository. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Illuminati Organisation, in league with the AI, to compromise Margaret Thatcher allowing the Illuminati Organisation to destroy the economic centres of the world. "

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