instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track the Pope to a secret base near the Rockies. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Venusian envoy, in league with the AI, to compromise David Shayler allowing the Venusian envoy to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes. "

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