instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Branch Davidian Sect to bring about Armageddon and cripple the work of Ronald Regan. The Government and Slobodan Milosevic are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the Spice Girls can halt the Branch Davidian Sect's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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