instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian commander-in-chief is trying to take over the world. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Texas School Book Depository will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Saddam Hussein is threatening Ronald Regan. The lion is the Dalai Llama who is trying to protect William Hague from the Venusian commander-in-chief with little sucess. "

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