instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Branch Davidian Sect is trying to bring about a new Great Flood. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Area 51 will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the KGB is threatening Ronald Regan. The lion is the Vietnam Veterans Association who is trying to protect Col. Ghadaffi from the Branch Davidian Sect with little sucess. "

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