instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Martian commander-in-chief to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon and cripple the work of Richard Tomlinson. The Government and the Branch Davidian Sect are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the monks of Shangri-La can halt the Martian commander-in-chief's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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