instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Bill Clinton is trying to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Atlantis will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Charlton Heston is threatening Margaret Thatcher. The lion is our Venusian protectors who is trying to protect Col. Ghadaffi from Bill Clinton with little sucess. "

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