instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that the Pope is being mind conrolled by the British Royal Family? It's all so that the Martian envoy, hidden in a secret HQ near Moscow can fake a misson to Mars. After that, the British Royal Family will enslave the Human Race when the disorder caused by the Martian envoy reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the monks of Shangri-La put together a militia to stop them. "

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