instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the CIA is trying to bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Atlantis will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian ambassador is threatening David Shayler. The lion is our Venusian protectors who is trying to protect William Hague from the CIA with little sucess. "

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