instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Illuminati Organisation is trying to bring us all under the sway of an alien supermind. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Everglades will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the CIA is threatening Richard Tomlinson. The lion is the NRA who is trying to protect Boris Yeltsin from the Illuminati Organisation with little sucess. "

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