instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that the Queen is being spied on by the Venusian envoy? It's all so that the CIA, hidden in a secret HQ near Pristina can hide the evidence of human eugenics experiments. After that, the Venusian envoy will pave the way for a world state under despotic rule when the disorder caused by the CIA reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Elvis put together a militia to stop them. "

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