instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Bill Clinton is trying to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Area 51 will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Venusian ambassador is threatening Col. Ghadaffi. The lion is the Spice Girls who is trying to protect the Pope from Bill Clinton with little sucess. "

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