instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that MI5 is trying to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Dreamland will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian ambassador is threatening Marilyn Manson. The lion is the monks of Shangri-La who is trying to protect Margaret Thatcher from MI5 with little sucess. "

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