instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the FBI is trying to bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Moscow will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the British Royal Family is threatening Margaret Thatcher. The lion is the Spice Girls who is trying to protect Richard Tomlinson from the FBI with little sucess. "

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