why?

   conspire is provided as a service to all the conspiracy theorists out there who find themselves unable, or unwilling, to come up with their own theory.

   thousands of frothing lunatics could be wandering the streets, shouting about how Fidel Castro has implanted a radio in their heads and how he is telling them that the CIA is taking over the world. instead they sit in their cells, rocking back and forth, because they can't find something to scream on street corners. conspire ends this waste of insanity by helping them over that first, great hurdle - coming up with the theory itself. after that, they'll be locked up again in no time.

   and for all the non-loonies out there (and there are still quite a few), it helps to have a goodly dose of paranoia occasionally.

who?

   conspire is the work of alchemica web design. it seemed like a good idea at the time.